I can't tell you how badly I want a ghosts show that goes wrong au. give me director Captain steadily losing his mind as the show goes to pieces alongside rival turned second hand man Pat, stangehand Robin desperately trying to manage the lights while making sure nothing sets on fire, Mary who keeps somehow causing fires, Julian who keeps getting caught with his trousers down mid costume change, Kitty who keeps getting distracted and wandering off before the scene is over, Thomas who keeps sneaking in new dialogue that he's written for himself only to forget his actual lines, Humphrey who keeps getting stuck in costume and set pieces, first aider Fanny who is terrible at her job because she's more interested in watching the chaos than helping. Mike and Alison are audience members who keep getting dragged on stage to help with the shows when an actor goes down. There is also a pigeon that likes to get involved and no one can get rid of. It's always a disaster, but Heather enjoys the shows too much so always invites them back to her theatre.